We know National Signing Day is all about which schools signed the best classes. But if we’re being honest, the real winners are the schools that sign prospects with killer names.
You probably already know about Illinois State commit Kobe Buffalomeat, who could very well have the greatest All-Name Team entry of all time. But here are some of the other All-Name entries for the 2017 recruiting class who deserve recognition as well.
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Sincere David, Ole Miss — There may be no two things in college football that will ever go together as well as Sincere David and Ole Miss do. Quintessential, even by the most rigorous standards.
Wrangler Haresnape, West Texas A&M — The first name is decidedly Brett Favre-y, but the last name sounds like the new villain in an upcoming Harry Potter spinoff.
Racey McMath, LSU — I’ve seen “Speedy” as a name, but never Racey. And McMath? Well, that just tells us he’s multifaceted. Fast and smart.
Ye’Majesty Sanders, Jacksonville State — Ye’Majesty! Ye’Majesty!
Trevor Brohard, New Mexico State — Hearing this Gronk reincarnate will wear No. 69 for the Aggies. Oh, and Beta rules!
Jaeger Bull, Rice — Trevor Brohard’s favorite drink on Thirsty Thursday.
John Stamos, Navy — No, not the actor. I know, I thought Uncle Jesse would have made a fine Midshipmen, too.
Octavius Pringle, Coastal Carolina — An absolutely delightful juxtaposition of total opposite-sounding things.
Dawson DeGroot, Illinois — Probably sick and tired of people asking him if “He is Groot.” Thanks for nothing, the ever increasing popularity in Marvel movies.
Source: CBS Sports Headlines / Wrangler Haresnape, Sincere David lead 2017 National Signing Day All-Name Team